1. i have trouble pronouncing the word ‘water’ in both chinese (when i was two) and english (right now)
2. i’m on team jacob
3. reading is my best escape
4. i feel like i’m more deaf than normal people are
5. i’m very paranoid and double check everything
6. the amount i respect someone is inversely proportional to the amount of time they wear circle lenses
7. when the plane takes off, i look down the corridor towards the nose and imagine a big flaming fireball coming to eradicate me
8. my hands are full of rock climbing calluses right now
9. i sleep with a panda bear that i got when i was 15 months old, making it almost 20 to the day
10. i sleep with the covers over my eyes
11. when i read joseph heller’s description of colonel cargill in catch-22, i felt like that would be my character
12. i play it close to the vest, so to speak
13. i have a healthy fear of creepy asian girls, and so i avoid my own reflection at night
14. i rarely laugh really really hard at something. maybe a few times a year
15. i have weird toes that don’t stick to each other